Introducing: The Seemingly Pointless Dress Flap!
Are you tired of your formal dresses only having one purpose? Well never fear! Introducing, the seemingly pointless dress flap. A sly piece of material that attaches to most ball gowns which unlocks a myriad of opportunities for your formal dress!
at first you may be confused at the seemingly pointless dress flap, claiming that it is pointless and in the way.
but you will soon discover many more possibilities!
Perhaps it is a bit cold on the night of your formal event? NEVER FEAR! the Seemingly Pointless Dress Flap transforms instantly into a fashionable and matching shawl!
Accidentally spilled something on the waist area of your dress? Not a problem, the Seemingly Pointless Dress Flap will disguise it perfectly!
the same goes with makeup mishaps!
Or perhaps you need to attend a formal event in a sensitive cultural area, in which case the SPDF makes a beautiful modesty scarf!
Perhaps you would like to catch the eye of some Karate Buffs?
or secure your hair in an unforseen bobby pin emergency!
Need some dramatic effect while impersonating a bird of pray?
or perhaps an aid for interpretive dance!
Subtle breastfeeding is never an issue with the SPDF!
and once you’re done, you can hold your infant with the ease of one finger!
octuples as the body of a ventriloquy puppet!
The risk of sandstorms is rising every day, but you don’t need to worry about that, with your Seemingly Pointless Dress Flap, you can navigate baron deserts with ease!
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